Thursday, November 18, 2004

Mistuh Chimpy frat-boy moron Bushitler - he dead!
Well, well, well. The Halliburton AWOL WMD shriekers didn't get the job done. What a surprise! This is the best gloat-meat since the impeachment. How burning with shame must the Kerryites - or, no, I guess I'd better call them the anti-Bushies - be. As Kerry said earlier in the campaign, they just can't believe they got beat by this idiot! That's the way to survive and thrive, underestimate an opponent who got a Harvard MBA, comes from one of the most powerful families in America, has all the right contacts and has Karl Rove on his side! Nice move! I actually voted, for the first time since 1976. Jimmeh C.'s term in office disgusted me so much that he turned me into an Objectivist, but even us Randianistas came out for this one. What a coincidence that it was in Carter's term that the Iranian thug-youth took our embassy personnel hostage. And then their colleagues - yes, I'm tarring all those idiot Islamists with the same brush, because it's got our blood on it - bombed Marines in Beirut, air passengers in Scotland, servicemen at Khobar Towers, sailors in Yemen, and oh let's not forget the several thousand in New York, the Pentagon et al. Payback's a bitch, you Muslim slime! But for those who survive, we've got freedom and democracy and property rights and a real non-totalitarian future for your children. All you have to do is not kill us. Is that too much to ask? If so, and you'd rather die than extend rights to your women and allow freedom of thought, we now have a President who will accommodate you.